missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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sixpenceee:

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

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younggt:

"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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edwardspoonhands:

tmichaelmartin:

From Hank’s new Vlogbrothers vid. :]

This belt buckle was given to me by Paul DeGeorge. He found it in a thrift shop and it is now my favorite item of clothing (are belt buckles clothing?). Though I did not intend to show it off in this video, I was surprised by the number of comments that didn’t mention it :-).


humansofnewyork:

“I don’t always wear blue. Sometimes I wear turquoise.”

humansofnewyork:

“I don’t always wear blue. Sometimes I wear turquoise.”


humansofnewyork:

“I moved here from Jamaica when I was six, and my accent was so bad that I had to spend two years in ESL classes before anyone could understand me. I remember feeling very frustrated. I was surrounded by people with really thick accents who were trying to tell me that I needed to get rid of my accent.”

humansofnewyork:

“I moved here from Jamaica when I was six, and my accent was so bad that I had to spend two years in ESL classes before anyone could understand me. I remember feeling very frustrated. I was surrounded by people with really thick accents who were trying to tell me that I needed to get rid of my accent.”


euphoricscape:

7sunriseoversea:

surfthe-summer:

clubpunk:

hadaes:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

everyone fucking reblog #prayforgaza

I was at these protests in Auckland and wow it makes you realize how messed up this world has become

The world is messed up because hammas chooses to fight Israel from neighborhoods, where innocent people live. Israel wont sit quiet we have to stand up for ourselves and fight back! The media shows a total messed up situation.. we try our best to hurt only the ones who hurt us. No one would watch their own people, their own nation gets fired on without trying to defend them. Do your homework before putting up those signs. #prayforIsrael

^^freaking preach it! Death is horrible on both sides and the whole conflict in Israel is complicated but please people do your research before you state your opinion…I will not take your opinion seriously if you just blindly accept all the BS you hear on the news. Go to Israel and talk to people on the street and talk to soldiers and then voice your opinion

Lies^ #prayforgaza

euphoricscape:

7sunriseoversea:

surfthe-summer:

clubpunk:

hadaes:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

everyone fucking reblog #prayforgaza

I was at these protests in Auckland and wow it makes you realize how messed up this world has become

The world is messed up because hammas chooses to fight Israel from neighborhoods, where innocent people live. Israel wont sit quiet we have to stand up for ourselves and fight back! The media shows a total messed up situation.. we try our best to hurt only the ones who hurt us. No one would watch their own people, their own nation gets fired on without trying to defend them. Do your homework before putting up those signs. #prayforIsrael

^^freaking preach it! Death is horrible on both sides and the whole conflict in Israel is complicated but please people do your research before you state your opinion…I will not take your opinion seriously if you just blindly accept all the BS you hear on the news. Go to Israel and talk to people on the street and talk to soldiers and then voice your opinion

Lies^ #prayforgaza

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shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

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